Spring Cleanup

Way back in the day I was a young man in
S.E. Alaska living in the woods in my first
bonafied tree house.

Why a tree house? Because of the bear traffic
on the ground,thats why.

Bears are prolific scavengers and get ahold of
anything they want and can climb trees like
nobodys business.

I had spikes pounded into the trees at a 
downward angle and sharpened to impale
as a security measure against any bruin
climbing my tree.

Construction took a day and it was real 
basic which kept the wind and rain out.

A small barrel stove made with a steel 
5 gallon fuel barrel with stovepipe provided
warmth during the night.

You dont want to burn in the day as it
will give away your location.

The deal was that during spring,the
authorities will hunt you with helicoptors
and taking measures to ensure you wont
be found included camoflauge and
subterfuge.

The JPD runs everyone they find out of
the woods so the tourists wont see it.
But that really isn't the case,the churches
and all the snobby people insist,
Its not fair we have to pay rent and you
can live in the woods for free.

My own church,Calvary would have members
shadow the bus to see where you get off at
then they would ransack your camp and
destroy your campsite all the while citing
to you bible verses.

Nowhere in the bible does it say:
Thou shalt not camp in thine Lords woods
for free,Thou shalt pay thine rent for a 
one room flat with a bathroom down 
the hall you shalt share with 20 other people.
Thus sayeth the lord thy god.

Damn idiots i say,its not free living in 
the woods,nothing is.

I live in this little cabin and my costs keep 
going up.
I am a kind of hermit with an internet 
connection largely out of society best
I can.....And I enjoy it fully...I pride myself.

Peace, BigT